I'm really not doing my job properly

Apparently, I'm far too inoffensive for my own good:



This is actually a bit of a worry considering my supposed topic. Taxonomy, especially of invertebrates, is supposed to be all about filth. I once attempted to send my taxonomic paper on Pantopsalis to a colleague, only to hear from him later that he had had a fair degree of difficulty extracting it from his work e-mail - an overzealous filtering programme had noticed its repeated use of the word penis and marked it as spam.