And it came to pass that Google did speak from on high, and say unto them: "You know that whole Reader service that you've been using multiple times every day for the past several years? We've decided to ditch it. Bye!" And there was a great wailing and gnashing of teeth, but at the end of the day, thou canst only complain so much about losing something thou didst not pay for. And so the people didst follow Google's instructions, and download their subscription data, and seek upon high for a suitable replacement.
And yea, replacements came forward to offer themselves, and the people did choose among them, and offer their subscriptions. But lo! when muggins here did look upon his subscriptions, he discovered that only some of them had transferred, and many were lost. And now he speaks unto the people, "Dost thou knowest of RSS subscriptions good and true, that you think I should partake of?"
Answers, please, not to the office of the Uniting Church, but in the comments below. Cheers.
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